Alone once again

I am not sure where everyone has gone, but they have left the house. I heard them mentioning something about Dads house once again. However, they all left at different times, therefore leading me to theory that they have different destinations.

So, with the humans gone, I have decided to retreat this device and type a post. My last post was about the young ones bothering me. I have more to add to that now. Today, the one called Jessyca decided to place me on her shoulder while she washed the floor. Everything was fine until this scary read stick came at me! I jumped off her shirt at the site of the evil thing and fluttered to the wet floor. After which I was placed back on her shoulder, only to have the RED STICK come at me once again! Finally the young one Jenna plucked me from the floor and placed her near her foot. Mickey's head was right beneath me, so I decided to have a silent chat with him.

He told me of how he wasn't feeling the best that he could and that he really wished the Young Ones would "snuggle" him more often. Poor canine. I have become quit fond of him and I dread the day that he must leave. The mutt is very sick and he is not recovering.

On a happier note, I have not received a "bath" in a quit some time. It really is a horrible thing, these "baths". Young One Jessyca takes a thing rubber hose and the turns a switch and the water comes misting out of it! As I try to run from the moisture she just manipulates the thing around my cage, intent on getting me soaked! Finally the water is shut off and I am left in peace on my perch to sit there, dripping and cold! I do not see the point in these baths. If you ask me, I am a very clean bird! Mickey does not get constant baths, so why should I? It seems as though these questions will never be answered...

Well I am getting tired. I must retreat back to my Medal Nest for a quick snooze.

With Honest Wishes,

Lily

Crazy Young Ones!!!

The young ones have been very eager to play with me latley. I am not sure why, but it is getting on my nerves. Normaly I rather enjoy the young ones' constant attention and look forward to it everyday! But latley they have been smothering me! I decided to flutter up the stairs and write a quick entry. I haven't been able to steal a few moments of peace and quit since the young ones returned home from Dad's! How annoying these young kids can be.

I hear footsteps approaching! I must make haste back to my medal nest!!!

With Honest Wishes,

Lily

Cellular Phones and Hamsters

Jessyca is currently preoccupied downstairs. I believe she is washing dishes. I am not completely sure, although. But I decided, since no one was looking, to steal away a few moments to create a new post.

Yesterday Jessyca left her cellular phone near my cage. I took total advantage of the situation for my benefit. You see, Jessyca came home and was talking about a hamster named Pumpkin. I heard that it was a human named Alanna's pet. So I managed to decode the strange workings of this device and soon enough I managed to "text" Pumpkin.

When the thought first crossed my mind I was doubtful that it would work. What if the other phone was in Alanna's possession? Then my secrete would be discovered! But I decided to take the risk! And to my luck, the phone was no where near this young one! In fact, I got a direct reply from Pumpkin herself! She really is a charming little rodent from the contact that I have with her. However she thinks of Jessyca as a very "scary" being. I find this rather hard to believe. Jessyca has never done me any harm! But then again, I am not a naive little hamster. (I do not mean for Pumpkin to take offense, but hamster never really seem to put much thought into their action.)

According to Pumpkin she is confined to her "cage", whatever that happens to be, as punishment for chewing through her young ones "lamp cord." I stated that this action had no common sense put into it and she agreed. But yet this hamster managed to rewire a cell phone satellite transmission to a previously constructed hamster sized phone! This confused me a great deal as you can imagine. Even I have a simple mind that can not comprehend such human nonsense! How did a hamster manage this? I must say I am befuddled.

Eventually our conversation or "text-ersation" as I have heard my young one call it, ended abruptly as Jessyca was comming to retrieve her phone.So Pumpkin and I said our goodbyes and the conversation ended.

I would tell you more of my current day, but I feel footsteps approaching! I must make haste!

With Honest Wishes

Lily

Unbelievable!

It is sunday night and my young ones have finally returned from the place called "dad". I was obviously overjoyed to see them, but unlike my companion Mickey, I do not have the run of the house. As a result, I could not run up to greet them. I watched happily as the young humans walked pass my cage. I was highly expectant of my nest to be thrown open, and for I, myself, to be plucked from my perch and set on a shoulder. But, no. I simply get a "Hi lily." in a high pitched voice.

So now, I am on Jessyca's portable computer typing this up. She and her family are on the second floor, along with Mickey. I think that I can hear the television. I am greatly unsure if I will get to play with my humans tonight. However, I have no idea of what tomarrow will bring.

With Honest Wishes,

Lily

A lonley day

I despise the times when the young humans are gone. I am not completley sure where they head off to, but I believe that it is some place called "Dad". When the young ones do leave, the elder humans do not take me out of my nest. I am a very friendly parakkeet! It should only be fair that I get to see the humans! But alas, the elders are not home so I have had nothing to do, but climb through my nest's bars and sign onto this system.

Mickey and I have been talking. Mickey is the family dog. He is a very pleasant animal to talk with, but I do regret the times that I have accidently startled him and almost ended up between his teeth! Other then that, he never really attacks me. Many a time do him and I hace conversations about the going ons of the house. I will surley miss the dog once he passes. You see, the poor canine is definatly ill. His stomach is swollen like that of a watermelon! However, the rest of is body is all bones and fur. I can sense the distress that Mickey's state puts the humans in. He tells me that he feels fine, but I know different!

I have also recently checked my comments. As you can (hopefully) read, I have one from a Phineous Phig. I have also clicked onto his blog. It is a very good read indeed! You, my readers, should deffinatly check it out!

Well, my time is cut short. I am greatly tired, and it will take much of my energy to retreat back down the stairs.

With Honest Wishes,

Lily

The start of it all

I was sitting atop the human called "Jessyca" when I noticed this website. I thought, "Wouldn't it be nice if I, a simple parakeet, could voice her opinions?" And so, I decided. I escaped from my nest and managed my way up the stairs. Then after a decent number of attempts, I was able to access this website using Jessyca's account. And here I am now!

I realize that you are thinking, "A parakeet is a bird. Birds can not type!" Well, dear reader, this one can. In fact, I can do many a thing that humans believe impossible for a species of my attire. But the point is that I obviously don't want my humans to realize this. I do understand that a blog is shared throughout everyone home, but honestly, will they believe that this is a parakeet speaking? Do you even believe it?

I started this "blog" to have my voice heard! To often and I am yelled at for trying to communicate with my humans! To often are my pleas for attention ignored. But not anymore! Through my posts, I hope that you will realize that a "lower life from" parakeet, has a voice too, though it may only be seen in words.

My posts will simply be an overview of my day. They are not too exciting. My days are normally spent perched on a stick, with occasional conversations with Mickey, the family mutt. But I suppose that you should get an over view of my appearance...

As you have read, I am a parakeet. My feathers are mainly the colors of green and yellow. While the majority of my back, including my tail, is green with a few black and navy blue marking, my stomach and head are a lovely yellow! My feet are a nice pink color, that I do not see on most parakeets. My wings have been clipped, so the only extend to about half of my body, but that is no matter. I can still flutter towards short distances. And that is enough to happily perch myself on one of my human's shoulders. I do enjoy being by them, but to often do they try to lift me away onto a couch, or finger...

Time is getting short, and the human called Justin will shortly be arriving home. So I must go and retreat back to my nest!

With Honest Wishes,

Lily