Jessyca is currently preoccupied downstairs. I believe she is washing dishes. I am not completely sure, although. But I decided, since no one was looking, to steal away a few moments to create a new post.
Yesterday Jessyca left her cellular phone near my cage. I took total advantage of the situation for my benefit. You see, Jessyca came home and was talking about a hamster named Pumpkin. I heard that it was a human named Alanna's pet. So I managed to decode the strange workings of this device and soon enough I managed to "text" Pumpkin.
When the thought first crossed my mind I was doubtful that it would work. What if the other phone was in Alanna's possession? Then my secrete would be discovered! But I decided to take the risk! And to my luck, the phone was no where near this young one! In fact, I got a direct reply from Pumpkin herself! She really is a charming little rodent from the contact that I have with her. However she thinks of Jessyca as a very "scary" being. I find this rather hard to believe. Jessyca has never done me any harm! But then again, I am not a naive little hamster. (I do not mean for Pumpkin to take offense, but hamster never really seem to put much thought into their action.)
According to Pumpkin she is confined to her "cage", whatever that happens to be, as punishment for chewing through her young ones "lamp cord." I stated that this action had no common sense put into it and she agreed. But yet this hamster managed to rewire a cell phone satellite transmission to a previously constructed hamster sized phone! This confused me a great deal as you can imagine. Even I have a simple mind that can not comprehend such human nonsense! How did a hamster manage this? I must say I am befuddled.
Eventually our conversation or "text-ersation" as I have heard my young one call it, ended abruptly as Jessyca was comming to retrieve her phone.So Pumpkin and I said our goodbyes and the conversation ended.
I would tell you more of my current day, but I feel footsteps approaching! I must make haste!
With Honest Wishes
Lily
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